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Cypress Stank - 10 seeds pack
Cypress Stank - 10 seeds pack
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Cypress Stank – Skunky Fire from the Golden Coast
Genetics: Hybrid (60% Indica / 40% Sativa)
THC: High (est. 20–30%)
CBD: Moderate
Height: 60cm (indoor) / 190cm (outdoor)
Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks
Yield: Up to 500g/m² indoor & outdoor
Taste: Sweet, citrus, loud skunk
Growing Difficulty: Easy to Moderate
🌴 The West Coast Classic
Cypress Stank is a straight-up heavyweight hybrid — California-bred, skunk-blasted, and ready to drop a mental bassline in your brain. This regular strain delivers a near-perfect Indica-Sativa balance, packing thick, resin-drenched buds and a skunky aroma loud enough to stop traffic.
With genetics tough enough to laugh off pests, drought, and even erratic climates, Cypress Stank grows like a true West Coast survivor. Indoors, she stays compact at just 60cm, making her a stealth grower's dream. Outdoors? She’ll stretch to around 190cm, waving those sticky branches like a mic in the air.
😵💫 Effects: Elevation Mode Activated
Light it up, take a puff, and Boom! You’re hit with a wave of happiness, euphoria, and pure California energy. Expect a mental uplift that’s perfect for morning motivation, creative sessions, or rewinding after a long day on the grind.
But take it easy — Cypress Stank hits heavy, and beginners might want to keep a bottle of water and a couch nearby.
🌱 Easy Rider or Moderate Vibe?
Whether you're indoors under LEDs or out in the sunshine, Cypress Stank is chill to grow. She's hardy, fast-flowering (8–10 weeks), and forgiving. Just give her some love, airflow, and maybe a splash of coffee-ground compost, and she’ll bounce back with serious yields.
🌾 What About Yields?
This isn't a one-hit wonder — expect up to 500g/m² indoors or outdoors. That’s skunky gold for growers who want consistency without stress.
👃 Flavor Notes: Sweet Funk Explosion
If flavor is your jam, Cypress Stank hits all the right notes. She smokes sweet and citrusy, then finishes with a loud skunky funk that clings to the room — just like a vintage Cypress Hill hook.
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